STAY OUTTA MY HOOD
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Monday, October 29, 2007
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
BREAKKIN NEWS: NEWS EPISODE "AWESOME"
omg so many great things happene in tnghs sode
hilite:
-VIDZweb
-nick spitting granola in joels car
-"set your alarm for now because you need to wake up!"
-reffences to zak efron n hanna montana
-nick beatin up a teena girl
-sxsw
so cool
peace
NEU'ESSIS'SEWED!
that's :new episode: to all you 'sapes! in thiss'n, nick getss a fennded by a cshool's mascot! chuckles!
jut so you huys now im not a racist or anyhting im just trying to be good so my daddy wont lose his gob and get drafted and ill have food tonight and i wont get spanked and i hop you dont get offended because i just want to be happy and wech cavmene please dont do it please please dont thank you
jut so you huys now im not a racist or anyhting im just trying to be good so my daddy wont lose his gob and get drafted and ill have food tonight and i wont get spanked and i hop you dont get offended because i just want to be happy and wech cavmene please dont do it please please dont thank you
Saturday, October 20, 2007
A MAN WHO KNOZE WEAR ITS AT
i smell a nobel for this resident genious of the "imdb.com":
"Cavemen" (2007)
SO funny, 9 October 2007
This show MUST be given a chance. The writers have hit on the real world. This is not a trite reworking of any past show that I can recall, but I've not seen anything like it before. When I hear the Cavemen and their intelligent dialog, see them interacting with one another, insulting each other or making fun of each other, then go out into the real world to go to school or be heartbroken by a girlfriend, or go to work at an Ikea-like store, then I see the brows and three-inch puffs of hair dangling from their forearms, I LAUGH hard! Maurice is the recurring character to watch for, much more of the GEICO slant. He's the best one so far.
HEAR HEAR!
"Cavemen" (2007)
SO funny, 9 October 2007
This show MUST be given a chance. The writers have hit on the real world. This is not a trite reworking of any past show that I can recall, but I've not seen anything like it before. When I hear the Cavemen and their intelligent dialog, see them interacting with one another, insulting each other or making fun of each other, then go out into the real world to go to school or be heartbroken by a girlfriend, or go to work at an Ikea-like store, then I see the brows and three-inch puffs of hair dangling from their forearms, I LAUGH hard! Maurice is the recurring character to watch for, much more of the GEICO slant. He's the best one so far.
HEAR HEAR!
"LOST" EspISODE..... F O U N D !!!!!
OH my helchk i foud it the riginnl eps'ode! wassa matta you? not wottchin it? you a magger or a sape?
peace
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
I'M GUNNA cave it up IN HERE1!
Caaaaaaaaaaaave sxsw!
hot amaznian love caveladies makin smoothies kids haulin a** with dolla billz so ho
hot amaznian love caveladies makin smoothies kids haulin a** with dolla billz so ho
Friday, October 12, 2007
THE LOST EP1SODE!!!!!
DIDJA NOE? WUZZA PONY TIME, WUZZAN EPISODE WE AI'N'N'T YESSEEN! HAD TITULAR "CAVEMEN" IN A WILD WEST SETTIN'!
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THEMM "MEENIEZE" AT AIN'T'T'COOL'NEWZ' HAVE A BAAAAADDD REVUE!
Ugh!! Derek Flint Calls ABC’s Geico CAVEMEN Pilot ‘Astoundingly Awful’!!
I am – Hercules!!
The pissed-off cavemen in the Geico commercials make me laugh, but I could see how it might be tricky to expand their nonsensical concept into an ongoing sitcom.
We’ll know if “Cavemen” goes to series on May 15, the day ABC announces its autumn schedule. It won’t if the ABC execs feel the way AICN vet “Derek Flint” does:
“Cavemen” has a lot of people talking since it was first announced. People will continue to talk… about just how astoundingly awful it is.
“Cavemen” is literally a thirty second commercial expanded to twenty-two minutes. But… it’s actually much worse than that. Just like their source material, the origin of these domesticated Cro-Magnons is never explained. I guess “Encino Man” is part of the prequel trilogy. We meet these humanoids already fully integrated into society and living in a mid-west apartment with a bunch of Ikea furniture. Think about it, a show based on a commercial is bound to have a lot of product placement.
Now comes the most mind numbing, stupendously stupid and astoundingly misguided part of this fiasco: The creators have tried to infuse social satire by making the show an allegory for prejudice. They draw astoundingly leaden parallels to every minority group in the world without a laugh in sight. It’s jaw dropping horrendous and actually makes “American Dad's” lunkheaded topicality seem sophisticated.
The supposed “plot” of the pilot revolves around the Cavemen trying to crash an upscale country club, invoking the ad for the movie “Caddyshack”: “Some people just don’t belong.”
This pilot is slow, talky and dull… with the only real visual flourishes revolving around the Cavemen donning different costumes throughout the show in their bid to fit in.
Making matters worse: The pilot uses different actors in the Cavemen roles and none of them are nearly as effective as their advertising counterparts. One of them actually reminded me a little bit of Sanjaya.
This video will get passed around like the infamous “Star Wars Christmas Special.” It’s nice to know that the spirit of Ed Wood lives on.
Ironically, amidst the mad rush of script ABC developed this season was one of the funniest half hours I ever read… and they didn’t order THAT script in favor of this depth charge which could be the first pilot to actually hurt an auto insurance company.
Which also begs the point: Would Geico advertise on this thing? My guess is they'd pass.
Your Man,
Derek Flint
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THEMM "MEENIEZE" AT AIN'T'T'COOL'NEWZ' HAVE A BAAAAADDD REVUE!
Ugh!! Derek Flint Calls ABC’s Geico CAVEMEN Pilot ‘Astoundingly Awful’!!
I am – Hercules!!
The pissed-off cavemen in the Geico commercials make me laugh, but I could see how it might be tricky to expand their nonsensical concept into an ongoing sitcom.
We’ll know if “Cavemen” goes to series on May 15, the day ABC announces its autumn schedule. It won’t if the ABC execs feel the way AICN vet “Derek Flint” does:
“Cavemen” has a lot of people talking since it was first announced. People will continue to talk… about just how astoundingly awful it is.
“Cavemen” is literally a thirty second commercial expanded to twenty-two minutes. But… it’s actually much worse than that. Just like their source material, the origin of these domesticated Cro-Magnons is never explained. I guess “Encino Man” is part of the prequel trilogy. We meet these humanoids already fully integrated into society and living in a mid-west apartment with a bunch of Ikea furniture. Think about it, a show based on a commercial is bound to have a lot of product placement.
Now comes the most mind numbing, stupendously stupid and astoundingly misguided part of this fiasco: The creators have tried to infuse social satire by making the show an allegory for prejudice. They draw astoundingly leaden parallels to every minority group in the world without a laugh in sight. It’s jaw dropping horrendous and actually makes “American Dad's” lunkheaded topicality seem sophisticated.
The supposed “plot” of the pilot revolves around the Cavemen trying to crash an upscale country club, invoking the ad for the movie “Caddyshack”: “Some people just don’t belong.”
This pilot is slow, talky and dull… with the only real visual flourishes revolving around the Cavemen donning different costumes throughout the show in their bid to fit in.
Making matters worse: The pilot uses different actors in the Cavemen roles and none of them are nearly as effective as their advertising counterparts. One of them actually reminded me a little bit of Sanjaya.
This video will get passed around like the infamous “Star Wars Christmas Special.” It’s nice to know that the spirit of Ed Wood lives on.
Ironically, amidst the mad rush of script ABC developed this season was one of the funniest half hours I ever read… and they didn’t order THAT script in favor of this depth charge which could be the first pilot to actually hurt an auto insurance company.
Which also begs the point: Would Geico advertise on this thing? My guess is they'd pass.
Your Man,
Derek Flint
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
YOMG! WOE!
Annyayoose wotched lassnight's 'sode?
Big Laffs!
New classic line: "Don't talk about Nick while I'm naked"!
Big Laffs!
New classic line: "Don't talk about Nick while I'm naked"!
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
New Episode 2Nite!
Tonight's Episode, "Nick Get Job", starts at 8/7 Central this evening! Be there or be a "'sape"!
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