ho ho ho

der abc:

SKREW YOU

NO NEU SOADS E V E R NO O NO

NO NO NO ITS AN AUTRAGE NO NO NO HIATUS
STUPID ABC TRYIN TO KEP THE GOOD CAV DOWN NO NO NO NO STBNKN PNUTS NO NO NO I HOAP YOU ALL DIE

soes whats th newwwwwwwww

o ghuys eeatg buturkeyyduckens

hehehe

my daddy at e my mod ladt tear
hahaha

caewembn


tanks t myh maine man MOE for the pphotosholp

SOE G G R E A T SOADE

cld u belive it as nighte was so great i cldt beliveu itn and how nick only liked bac n so fuby

an th crxy gluten man................ so good but i hav a little bad nes nuys nessweakssode issn gunna air.....CHARRY BROWN THAT FRKKN DT IS GUNNA PMPT SYPD STUPD NO NO NO I CANT LOOK NO NEWU SODE SO NONONO NO NO NO
I CANT BEAR IT NO NO NO NO NON OINININO NONONN ON ON ON ONOONNO NON NONO NO

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neu sode tnite

and itta be swll
i hope its
gon be happy
bcs nick wont b hurt like ths

that soe made me cry cry cry so sad poor cavemen

peace

tnites sode was so funny i dide an wen to heaven an then they had ta revive me with a lectrickal shock an hear i am with a review

sode: "The Shavr"
gess stares: bobby ray
sinosi: nick think motivational filmmaker is a cavemen byut one that shafes face so oooo he not look a cavemen so andy ha road rage an nick sed "ile dance but only ironicly"

soe fuby! rite your conresman and tellim u like cafmen!

TNGHTS ED'DOSE WUZ A WINNERRR!!!!

IF YOU CAN'T ENJOY CAVEMEN YOU CAN'T ENJOY LIFE!!!!!

Guest blogg'r Astrolopithecus Al fillin' in hear.

I'd like to give a shout out to Andy's sexxxy new girlfriend...

THORNE!!!

WOW!!!!


Whoa boys, keep yr hands off she probably has 18 boyfriends in the trunk.

Cave joke of the day:
Why can't Cavemen keep a job?

They drool all over the place!!!

To quote the late great Billy Shears...
"Would you throw some tomatoes at me?"

G'NITE EVRYONE, CAVE LOVERS AnD HATERS ALIKE!!!!!!

LUSIVE NEW DVD CAY

ITS A FISKAL! D V D C A S E IS
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oe and u see a certain "Catchfrase and Joak" manual lsted...
gess hhoze tha ther?
yup! MEA!
an ile be shayrin a few over the nessfeu weaks!
preorder em soon!

ANNUNMENT! CONTESTUAL AGREEMENT!

hi guys im holdin a ckntst to winna car cus maven klike lars yno okay so write a funny letter t mme an ile give it to yu okay thanks

THE FRGTTEN CAVE-"MAN"

so t ws n utrage when th rigginl actrs frum th cmmersls didn sho....

wat? cmmersls? STP TH SPRSSES!

dinja noe that tha cevesmasn beggan in mercial?
true!

prf!

thawwas yrs ago!
annit got betta!

unnil finally the hiyya ups reelize summat daserved tha one shoe!
annthen- SKANDIL! th rigginal acters ain' gunna PEER!
a corse, we all noe hw good ths atrs r "speshally nick", soe it ainna bigdeel. BUT, soesall ca bee happy, I made ths.
good luk, gaize!

STIKKIT CHARRY1

SO HW MANNY A UXE LIKED HALLAWEENIN' LAZZNITE?
HOAP WUNNA UZE DRESSDID A
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THT NO GOOD STINKN PNUTS

i tol u once i tol u twize...

STAY OUTTA MY HOOD

tph tph

cn u blv t no no no no no no no


NO NEU SOAD TMR NIT


N O N E U S O A D

BREAKKIN NEWS: NEWS EPISODE "AWESOME"

omg so many great things happene in tnghs sode
hilite:
-VIDZweb
-nick spitting granola in joels car
-"set your alarm for now because you need to wake up!"
-reffences to zak efron n hanna montana
-nick beatin up a teena girl
-sxsw

so cool



peace

NEU'ESSIS'SEWED!

that's :new episode: to all you 'sapes! in thiss'n, nick getss a fennded by a cshool's mascot! chuckles!




jut so you huys now im not a racist or anyhting im just trying to be good so my daddy wont lose his gob and get drafted and ill have food tonight and i wont get spanked and i hop you dont get offended because i just want to be happy and wech cavmene please dont do it please please dont thank you

A MAN WHO KNOZE WEAR ITS AT

i smell a nobel for this resident genious of the "imdb.com":

"Cavemen" (2007)

SO funny, 9 October 2007


This show MUST be given a chance. The writers have hit on the real world. This is not a trite reworking of any past show that I can recall, but I've not seen anything like it before. When I hear the Cavemen and their intelligent dialog, see them interacting with one another, insulting each other or making fun of each other, then go out into the real world to go to school or be heartbroken by a girlfriend, or go to work at an Ikea-like store, then I see the brows and three-inch puffs of hair dangling from their forearms, I LAUGH hard! Maurice is the recurring character to watch for, much more of the GEICO slant. He's the best one so far.

HEAR HEAR!

"LOST" EspISODE..... F O U N D !!!!!

OH my helchk i foud it the riginnl eps'ode! wassa matta you? not wottchin it? you a magger or a sape?



peace

I'M GUNNA cave it up IN HERE1!

Caaaaaaaaaaaave sxsw!



hot amaznian love caveladies makin smoothies kids haulin a** with dolla billz so ho

THE LOST EP1SODE!!!!!

DIDJA NOE? WUZZA PONY TIME, WUZZAN EPISODE WE AI'N'N'T YESSEEN! HAD TITULAR "CAVEMEN" IN A WILD WEST SETTIN'!

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THEMM "MEENIEZE" AT AIN'T'T'COOL'NEWZ' HAVE A BAAAAADDD REVUE!
Ugh!! Derek Flint Calls ABC’s Geico CAVEMEN Pilot ‘Astoundingly Awful’!!

I am – Hercules!!
The pissed-off cavemen in the Geico commercials make me laugh, but I could see how it might be tricky to expand their nonsensical concept into an ongoing sitcom.

We’ll know if “Cavemen” goes to series on May 15, the day ABC announces its autumn schedule. It won’t if the ABC execs feel the way AICN vet “Derek Flint” does:

“Cavemen” has a lot of people talking since it was first announced. People will continue to talk… about just how astoundingly awful it is.

“Cavemen” is literally a thirty second commercial expanded to twenty-two minutes. But… it’s actually much worse than that. Just like their source material, the origin of these domesticated Cro-Magnons is never explained. I guess “Encino Man” is part of the prequel trilogy. We meet these humanoids already fully integrated into society and living in a mid-west apartment with a bunch of Ikea furniture. Think about it, a show based on a commercial is bound to have a lot of product placement.

Now comes the most mind numbing, stupendously stupid and astoundingly misguided part of this fiasco: The creators have tried to infuse social satire by making the show an allegory for prejudice. They draw astoundingly leaden parallels to every minority group in the world without a laugh in sight. It’s jaw dropping horrendous and actually makes “American Dad's” lunkheaded topicality seem sophisticated.

The supposed “plot” of the pilot revolves around the Cavemen trying to crash an upscale country club, invoking the ad for the movie “Caddyshack”: “Some people just don’t belong.”

This pilot is slow, talky and dull… with the only real visual flourishes revolving around the Cavemen donning different costumes throughout the show in their bid to fit in.

Making matters worse: The pilot uses different actors in the Cavemen roles and none of them are nearly as effective as their advertising counterparts. One of them actually reminded me a little bit of Sanjaya.

This video will get passed around like the infamous “Star Wars Christmas Special.” It’s nice to know that the spirit of Ed Wood lives on.

Ironically, amidst the mad rush of script ABC developed this season was one of the funniest half hours I ever read… and they didn’t order THAT script in favor of this depth charge which could be the first pilot to actually hurt an auto insurance company.

Which also begs the point: Would Geico advertise on this thing? My guess is they'd pass.

Your Man,
Derek Flint

YOMG! WOE!

Annyayoose wotched lassnight's 'sode?
Big Laffs!

New classic line: "Don't talk about Nick while I'm naked"!

New Episode 2Nite!

Tonight's Episode, "Nick Get Job", starts at 8/7 Central this evening! Be there or be a "'sape"!